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29

Apr

lol today is the day I admit to myself that I am just barely above average on anything.

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grad school/

27

Mar

Can I just stay home from work tomorrow?

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feminishblog:

I don’t know why, but I find this to be HI-larious.

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justanotherkidinthisworld: bitch-you-ratchet: awww. i love this person! I used to work at Subway too and it sucked for the same reasons!

justanotherkidinthisworld:

bitch-you-ratchet:

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awww. i love this person!

I used to work at Subway too and it sucked for the same reasons!

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pastelfairy: sailor moon beret ;; 79 yuan [13 usd] I NEED this!

pastelfairy:

sailor moon beret ;; 79 yuan [13 usd]

I NEED this!

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grandma:
so do you have a boyfriend yet?
me:
not in this economy

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White men, they get nervous when another race gets a little power, ‘cause they’re scared that that race is going to to do them what they did to that race. So they start screaming, ‘Reverse racism! This is reverse racism!’

Wait a minute, isn’t reverse racism when a racist is nice to other people? That’s reverse racism. What you’re afraid of is Karma.

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this.

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yes.

(Source: weskit)

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26

Mar

My internet is finally fixed.

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12

Mar

lovelydestiel: mrstupididy: ayomxmuzix: A 21 year old guy had worn a pair of contact lenses during a barbecue party.(An event or meal at which food is cooked outdoors over an open grill or fire)While barbecuing he stared at the fire charcoals continuously for 2-3 minutes.After a few minutes, he started to scream for help and moved rapidly, jumping up and down.No one in the party knew why he was doing this?Then he admitted into the Hospital, the doctor said he’ll be blind permanently because of the contact lenses that he had worn.Contact lenses are made by plastics, and the heat from the charcoal melted his contact lenses.DO NOT WEAR CONTACT LENSES WHERE OVERHEATING AND FLAMES ARE CONCERNED…. OR WHILE COOKING…! Spread this around because this sounds terrible as fuck! spread this because it’d be terrible as fuck is just like amazing, alright, ok. jesus christ i wear contacts Dx What about tanning while wearing contacts?

lovelydestiel:

mrstupididy:

ayomxmuzix:

A 21 year old guy had worn a pair of contact lenses during a barbecue party.(An event or meal at which food is cooked outdoors over an open grill or fire)
While barbecuing he stared at the fire charcoals continuously for 2-3 minutes.
After a few minutes, he started to scream for help and moved rapidly, jumping up and down.
No one in the party knew why he was doing this?

Then he admitted into the Hospital, the doctor said he’ll be blind permanently because of the contact lenses that he had worn.
Contact lenses are made by plastics, and the heat from the charcoal melted his contact lenses.

DO NOT WEAR CONTACT LENSES WHERE OVERHEATING AND FLAMES ARE CONCERNED…. OR WHILE COOKING…!

Spread this around because this sounds terrible as fuck!

spread this because it’d be terrible as fuck is just like amazing, alright, ok.

jesus christ i wear contacts Dx

What about tanning while wearing contacts?

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tookoftheshire:

my new hobby is inserting Javert into really dramatic TV and movie scenes

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